- You bike somewhere. Maybe it's to a job. Maybe it's school. Maybe it's the unemployment office. If you're biking, it's probably the latter.
- You're willing to write something up. Please nothing too good because I'm rather concerned about the drop-off in quality when I return. Also, would you be willing to sign a non-compete clause?
- You don't have to live in DC. You could live anywhere. Except Bergen County, New Jersey. No reason for that really- just an arbitrary exclusion. We don't want your kind here, Kathleen Donovan.
This is your chance to reach all the people who matter- those who forswear working in order to read the dregs of the interwebs. And since the start-up costs of blogging or so high (it takes thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours of time to get a web log started), I'm offering this well-established (6 week old) platform to you at no cost to express your irreverent thoughts on cycling. But wait, there's more. I'll even buy you some Kitchen No. 1 at some point in the future. This is meant to be an inducement, not a threat.